Don't step on me

HiGh-  you know the "don't tread on me" flag that has become a symbol of the tea party movement?  i think the flag below is a more appropriate one for their cause.  something about the tea-bag movement smells fishy-- or shitty-- and i'm thinking they should consider adopting this flag instead of the historical flag from the revolutionary war that has nothing to do with the crap they stand for.  it could be called the poop-bag movement and just imagining people waving this flag has made my day.

LoW-  hipsters!!  and their fixies!! i have no idea how more hipsters don't perish while whizzing through traffic on their fixies with no regard for their safety or anyone else's.  today i saw a hipster on a fixie tailing a garbage truck and i was willing him to hit the back of the truck with all of my might.  somehow he managed to pass it on the left on a really busy street and when he couldn't get all the way around, he zipped back to the right side and bunny hopped onto the sidewalk and went around.  i have to say, it was impressive, but i was really hoping to see him fly into the trash.  maybe next time.